nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE U ANY WOOL
HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER I GOTTA METRE LONG JAW FULL FUCKKKK
remember when the rock was on hannah montana
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?