Hell-o

thenakedwoman:

It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.  

My body is tired.

But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.

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theaiightwallofchina:

This moment should be taught in history class

emotionul:

sirpaulwesley:

shots were fired

hahahahahaahahahhaahhahahahahahahaa

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

cacnea:

ash never thinks

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing